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11.06.2025 00:28

Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
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No way
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Are there really people who still believe the Earth is flat?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
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share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
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