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16.06.2025 04:04

So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why does it matter so much to atheists that God doesn't exist?
Just Forget it!
No way
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Is there anything wrong with me because I'm still single?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
Still no good
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Have you ever had a secret crush on anyone?
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
The Undervalued Medical Power of Muscle - Medscape
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
—
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
If there is an abandoned house with no owner, can I live in it?
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Why did my crush like me for only two days in a row?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors