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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 00:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

So they tried

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Knicks fire coach Tom Thibodeau after first Eastern Conference finals berth in 25 years - AP News

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thumbs down again.

What is your opinion? I am 150-152 and I feel short. I’m 15 years old. I feel like this makes me look like a baby and ugly on most clothes.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

Unacceptable again!

Warner Bros. Discovery shareholders symbolically vote against giving David Zaslav more money - AV Club

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

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No way

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

Are there really people who still believe the Earth is flat?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

The Unlikely Group Getting Rich Off Dave’s Hot Chicken’s $1 Billion Deal - Forbes

share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

Evan Engram embraces the “Joker” role in the Broncos’ offense - NBC Sports

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How did Neo defeat the architect at the end of The Matrix: Reloaded? Was it solely due to his belief in himself or were there other factors at play?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why do atheists love to preach against Abrahamic religions and mock God? Even if they do not fear the eternal fire of hell, pious Muslims will certainly not leave them alone and will take brutal revenge until they surrender and repent of their sins.

They put up a sign reading

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

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