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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 07:43

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Big Bang May Not Be The Beginning of Everything, New Theory Suggests - ScienceAlert

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Are INFJs essentially the most introverted type?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

Has the current political environment caused Canadians to cancel trips to the United States?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

If Jesus spoke against abortion and prioritized family values, how quickly would he be dismissed as a patriarchal figure by modern progressives?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Porsche Built A One-Off Street-Legal 963 Hypercar For 88-Year-Old Roger Penske - Jalopnik

Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How many of you have had your parental rights taken away because of lies and no truth whatsoever, and did you prove the lies that were told about you to be false either through drug testing or another way, but still had your rights taken?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

No way

What is truer than that which is true?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

Everyone loved it.

What is the meaning of xx in texting?

Next, they tried...

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

UBS faces demand for $26bn more in capital as Swiss government outlines new rules - Financial News London

No go.

Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good