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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

16.06.2025 04:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why does it matter so much to atheists that God doesn't exist?

Just Forget it!

No way

No, not a chance

Isn't it great that we have an incoming president who is embracing ideas from the past like manifest destiny? Isn't it greater that Trump is willing to get us more territory and land?

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good.

Is there anything wrong with me because I'm still single?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

Still no good

MindsEye team deploys first hotfix as they scramble to make the dang thing work - Polygon

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

Do you agree with the characterization of Trump's trial as a "modern day Salem witch trial"? Why or why not?

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Have you ever had a secret crush on anyone?

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

The Undervalued Medical Power of Muscle - Medscape

Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thumbs down again.

A Mistake Led to the Discovery of an Underwater Island Full of Rare Earth Elements - The Daily Galaxy

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So they tried

Why do heterosexual men like anal sex with women? I think it's because they secretly want to have anal sex with a man? What do you think?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

If there is an abandoned house with no owner, can I live in it?

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Loons and Moons

Why did my crush like me for only two days in a row?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors